Thursday, December 17, 2015

Top 10 Benefits of Running For Your Health & Mind

Since I started my night job as a customer service reprisentative, and combining it with a daily evening class, my overall health has started to suffer.. So, I decided, why not, give my self and my body a little boost, by starting running.

The problem is, I lack motivation, so I started searching for reasons to start running, and I found this Infographic (show below), that I hope you will find helpful as much as it was for me.

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If you can't see the image, here's the top 10 benefits:
  1. Overall mental health
  2. Lessen effects of asthma
  3. Helps prevents high blood pressure
  4. Strong immune system
  5. Weight loss
  6. Physical strength
  7. Increase bone density
  8. Joint strength and stability
  9. Personal control
  10. Reduce effects of diabetes

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Free Easy Visitors for Your Blog - The existing link



If you ever wonder, why have I named this blog, as "Simulating Normal"; here's the story!

As I was a teenager, like the rest of us, I was stumbling upon websites, searching the webs, scrolling through facebook and reading Uncyclopedia.

As I began reading, through Uncyclopedia, I searched the articles that mattered to me, like the articles about, Islam, religion, psychology, physics and blogging, for I am a blogger, having a lot of blog, in French, English and Arabic (نسيم الفجر / مدونة هل تعلم).

As a blogger, the one thing that you care about, is marketing your blog, and catching visitors. So, as I am reading through the "Blog" article, of the Uncyclopedia, a passage, shown below, struck my attention, having an actual link, linking to a  yet non existing blog, on blogspot; so, it was the opportunity, thus, the name and the adventure, began.
"2005 -Marge Ingersol fires her nanny only to realize that the nanny turns every single email as well as her confidential court records in to a blog titled Simulating Normal which attracts attention from Random House Publishing." source: Blog-Uncylocpedia.

I welcome you to my blog, which is a little extension of my wandering mind. Have a good visit folks!

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Introduction to Manhood, on Bell Chat Service

While searching the internet for little funny gems, I found a nice chat between a customer and an English Bell's chat agent.

The story is that, the father wants heis son, to be a man, to be responsible for his own actions, decisions and bills; as a birthday gift.

A manly gift! Here's the transcript (The names were edited, for sure):
Visiteur: Your name: John Doe
[...]
Visiteur: Your question: I would like to add my son John Doe Junior as an authorized user to this account so he can deal with this account as he wishes. Including cancelling, changing or transferring numbers etc.
[...]
Customer Rep: Hi John! I can definitely help you in adding your son as your Authorized Person.
Visiteur: great - then I will let him deal with things as he wishes from now on.
[...]
Visiteur: I think he wants a new phone and maybe a new provider - but thats up to him now.
[...]
Customer Rep: I see you are receiving the information summary for any modification done on your account through regular mail which can take up to 2 weeks for you to receive. Would you like me to change that so you receive them through email within 24 hours? This will allow you to see any changes done on your account much more quickly.
Visiteur: ok - anything else needed from my end?
Visiteur: yes please
Visiteur: my email is johndoe@example.com
Customer Rep: Perfect!
Customer Rep: I'll be asking you 2 questions for us to add your son as your authorized person, would that be fine?
Visiteur: but he authorized effective now correct?
Visiteur: sure
Customer Rep: Great!
Customer Rep: First, may I know the date and the amount of your last payment?
Visiteur: [...] due right now
Customer Rep: Great!
Customer Rep: My last question, can you give me atleast 2 frequently called numbers on this account?
Visiteur: probably mine at [...] and his Mom at [...]
Visiteur: He doesnt phone much
Customer Rep: Great!
Customer Rep: I already added your son, John Doe Junior as your authorized person of this account.
Customer Rep: Your satisfaction is my priority. Is there anything else that I can help you with today?
Visiteur: ok - super. I will let him go about making his own choices. It was his birthday on June 8th - 20 - so he is on his own now!
Visiteur: no that should be fine. I will tell him after he gets home from work.
Visiteur: thanks.
Customer Rep: Wow! You are teaching him on how to become responsible for his actions. How sweet of you.
Visiteur: Thats what Dads are for ;-)
Customer Rep: Thanks for chatting in adding your son as your authorized person, have an awesome day! To close the chat, just click the "Close" button on the top right-hand corner of the chat window. Thanks again!